Now that's just a plain lie. Real programmers do comment their code - though only certain parts of it.
First of all, an important rule: Your code should be so readable that you don't need comments to understand what it does.
Comments are a problem because they
- might not get get updated when the code changes.
- become an excuse to write unreadable code.
If you can't trust that the comment is correct, you'll have to go into a method to understand what it does. Once you do that you might have to step even further down into other methods, and soon you'll forget what you were doing initially.
Justifying unreadable code with comments is heresy. You should not need to write comments to explain what a piece of code does. What do you need to do if you have code that does need additional comments? Refactor! Often the text you would put in comments can be used as method names instead. Don't forget Joshua Kerievsky's tip in Refactoring to Patterns:
"What is the preferred size of small methods? I would say ten lines of code or fewer, with the majority of your methods using one to five lines of code. If you make the vast majority of a system's methods small, you can have a few methods that are larger, as long as they are simple to understand and don't contain duplication."
Don't be afraid of small methods with a readable signature. You have intellisense to help finish method names, and the performance hit of having many methods is negligible, so none of those arguments hold any value. Does it feel like your classes end up with too many methods? There's a good change they're doing too much. Remember to use the Single Responsibility Principle on both classes and methods - they should be responsible for doing only one thing, and should have one, and only one, reason to change.
When are comments appropriate?
- At major boundaries, for instance with libraries or at service contracts, giving context or similar.
- Clarification or expressing intent, if you fail to do it in code
- Warnings or particular notifications
- Regular expressions, if you have to use them
- TODO's, sparingly.
- When you have no other options.
There is always a need for comments in you code. The rule should be to not use them, but if you have a good reason - go right ahead.
I think Uncle Bob says it well in Clean Code:
"The proper use of comments is to compensate for our failure to express ourself in code. Note that I used the word failure. I meant it. Comments are always failures. We must have them because we cannot always figure out how to express ourselves without them, but their use is not a cause for celebration. [...] Every time you express yourself in code, you should pat yourself on the back. Every time you write a comment, you should grimace and feel the failure of your ability of expression."